Top 10 Ways You Can Save Money For Sports Betting
By Thomas` | November 12, 2008
Top 10 Ways You Can Save Money For Sports Betting
Some people say that to bet on sports is a waste of money,
but realistically, with only two outcomes in a game, you
have a 50-50 shot to win. When you spend your money and buy
some useless product, that money is gone forever and all you
have to show for it was the fleeting moment of joy you had
until the luster wore off the trinket. But if you bet on
sports and just break even, that's 50% more money that you
would have had since you aren't actually spending the money.
On that note, here's 10 ways to trims your daily budget to
get funds away from mindless spending and redirect it into
sports betting:
10. Stop Buying Organic Food
Organic food might be the biggest scam in food industry
history. On the other hand, maybe it's not. The point is:
who really knows? There have been plenty of cases recently
about companies putting "organic" labels on non-organic food
or food inspectors determining that organic farms are as
clean as grime. If that's the case, I'm not pumping extra
money into food that is probably the same quality as the
regular stuff. Quit the organic foods and do some organic
sports betting instead.
9. Trim Your Child's Schooling Fund
Nowadays, kids are coddled way too much. They are wearing
Burberry diapers and cleaning their face with Kenneth Cole
baby wipes, and in the grand scheme of things, brand names
aren't exactly as high up on the list of priorities for a
toddler as mother's milk. I'm not saying kids should be
sewing soccer balls in poorly lit sweatshops, but it
wouldn't hurt if they fended for themselves once in a while.
So instead of handing down a full scholarship to an
ungrateful punk who is planning to attend the South Harmon
Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T.), take a little piece of
the pie for yourself and have some fun with it.
8. Get A Second Mortgage
I always hear people talk about the asset value in their
homes, so why not put it to work for you? If your bank
allows you to take out a second mortgage and granted, in
the current state of real estate they may not go directly
to the casino. Second mortgages are like that great Chance
card in Monopoly: go directly to Go and collect your money.
And after you collect, you spend it.
7. Slow Down On The Caffeine
Coffee totally went from being a casual warm-me-up type
drink to being a full-blown part of our culture. Now you can
pick up girls at coffee shops, they are secretive places to
go if Jason Bourne needs to arrange a clandestine meeting,
and they are a spot to study, surf or smoke. But the price
has also shot up from a buck to as much as $4.99 if you are
one of those metrosexuals that likes his Soy Chai Latte in a
Vente Grande size. At $5 a day, multiplied by 365 days a
year, some people spend as much as $1800 on the brown ground
mixed with hot water. Ease off the caffeine and get hooked
on something much more entertaining: sports betting.
6. Buy No-Name Alcohol
So what if Young Jeezy sips Belvedere, or Dem Franchize Boys
get slizzard on Grey Goose, or Diddy and Busta like their
Courvoisier, it doesn't mean that those brands of alcohol
are any better. Save by purchasing the cheaper brands of
liquor, which is money that can go directly into your pocket
and then directly into gambling. Seriously, can you really
taste the smoothness of Grey Goose when it's mixed with
orange juice or Red Bull? If you can, then you're probably
one of the guys who kept lining up for the Pepsi-Coke taste
tests back in the day and answering correctly 50% of the
time.
5. Gamble With Money You Don't Have
Some people say we don't do enough with the money that we do
have but sometimes we should look at the money that we don't
have. Loans, credit cards and gift cards are the perfect way
to get your hands on some money that you don't currently
have to your name. Then, when you make some bucks off the
betting, pay it back and you are good to go.
4. Illegally Download Stuff Instead of Paying For It
Albums and movies cost so damn much these days, which is
ridiculous considering how readily available they are on the
internet. Downloading music "illegally" is a simple way to
cut costs. Instead of paying 99 cents per song or even $15
for Britney Spears' terrible collection of crooning, you can
pirate all that stuff for free and redirect all of those
funds into betting. And for movies - or TV shows - they can
easily be streamed online via everyone's best friend, Mr.
Internet.
3. Steal
One way to increase your own wealth is to decrease someone
else's. (See: Ocean's Eleven.) You can do that by running a
business or you can also achieve that goal by stealing.
"Running a business" or having a "full-time job" does
increase your income but that's taxable income. Those
occupations may be more "professional" but the good thing
about stealing money is that it is not taxable income. (I'll
leave the methods of theft to you, though.) Everyone knows
that stolen food tastes better, which inherently makes
gambling with stolen money feel better than betting with
earned money.
2. You Don't Need That Many Pairs of Shoes
Shoes have gotten out of hand. Regardless of your religious
beliefs, we were all walking around the desert in sandals
just a few years ago. And by a few years, I mean about 1000.
Barefoot used to be en vogue but now all of the sudden IKEA
doesn't sell shoe racks tall enough to house some
collections. You need a pair of runners, winter boots,
sandals and dress shoes and you're good to go. If you have
more than three pairs of hooker boots, you probably have a
great sex life, but realistically, you don't need separate
shades of black boots. Stop matching shoe colors to your
dress shirts, underwear or accessories and save some of that
money for things that matter more, like sports betting.
1. Pawn Things
Do you have that old box of dusty jewelry that some scumbag
salesmen in a "get cash for your unwanted jewelry"
late-night infomercial reminds you of? Sell it. We've all
got things lying around the house that are useless to us but
might be valuable to someone else. As they say: one man's
trash is another man's treasure. You could sell your stuff
on craigslist and deal with the infinite people who e-mail
with interest about your product then never get back to you,
or you could sell on ebay and get dinged on fees left,
right, center, north and south, or you could just be old
fashioned and go to the local pawn shop to get instant cash.
I like instant cash. So take your used Al Jolson records,
pawn them off for cash and get to betting.
For a good online sportsbook to start you off earning your
newfound riches, be sure to check out BetOnline.com for all
your needs!
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